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Books: A Clockwork Orange

Movies: American Hardcore, A clockwork orange, Horror, Comedies

Music: Black flag, circle jerks, subhumans, blanks 77, minor threat, MDC, bad brains, sex pistols, the ramones, the clash, Mettalica, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Nirvana,

Hobbies: Real good punk, hardcore music, grunge, metal

Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles lol.Punk Channel. I don't like emos or people who complain and cry about problems that don't matter. I hate MCR with a passion. I also hate Escape the Fate.