Added: Nov 23, 2008

From: RomanceSeminar

Duration: 5:7

They told me Jesus would work it out :(

Channel: People

Tags: 400  christ  church  jesus  joke  money  parody  prank  romance  seminar 

Rating: 4.88 (8 ratings)    Views: 229' favoriteCount='2    Comments: 12

THOMASTCT3 Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - after i related to them they would have payed my rent....

divinequeen07 Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - Wow, they were wrong for that one. I feel you on giving time as well as money. Great vid!

lstrum Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - Hahaha! LOL! Okay, I'm laughing because the fact that you thought you were going to get your money back is comical! "Your money is going to Jesus" is the opitome of bullSh*t! Wow! And people still believe in the legitimacy of man made religion. I know that money is going somewhere but it ain't going to Jesus! If your Pastor was a true "Christain" he would've given you your money back WITHOUT the excuses. What a disgrace! Next time you get caught up in it, take a deep breath...it'll pass.

firemama1269 Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - They should have given you your money, and that should let you know where their true belief is at. Love of money, and not love of church attendants.

AbDuLsCaRfAcE Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - It's hard for me to believe in anything that put so much emphasis on money. If Jesus were to be back he would do has he did to the temple in Jerusalem. Churches today are just another form of venture capitalism with one big difference it's all tax free.

superman4980 Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - yeah its sad man, but true. once you have the understanding then you have knowledge above all men and women. but being born or perfecting this God given knowledge comes with a heavy price you can no longer sin like other humans; because God expects you to know better because you know more than eveyone else typically knows now Moses found this out by dying before seeing the promise land; but you and i find this out by having hard times or being mislead.

deechillah Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - $400?

YoelBenYsryael Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - It is always sad to see people get "got" by the money changers... but The Most High wakes us up in different ways. You are right about our responsibilities to "the least of these"... as these "churches" are more focused on money and membership.

Spiderwoman74 Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - Damn i know, that is terrible treatment he got ? ... seems a scary majority of these places are just keeping the pastor's in there flashy new rides and homes with the lifestyle to match ... he must have put some kinda curse spirit on his followers to try bleed there wallets dry ?! coz to give away your rent money without realising 1st ? it's like he was in a trance zombie like state, which lead you to that ATM machine ...( scary ) he should keep away from that place. real talk !

LECLARA Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - That's Strange,I don't recall Jesus ever wearing an Orange & Blue pastor's robe!Leave that church!

edgarmendex Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - M't:23:19: Ye fools and blind: for whether is greater, the gift, or the altar that sanctifieth the gift?M't:23:24: Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.They are blind guides brother...

MissJudah Says:

Nov 23, 2008 - Next time stick to the 10% rule and maybe a gift offering i know though when u get that word and u be excited u say and do things that latter on makes u think about what have i done??! but with that done and said all u can do is put it in God hands and he didnt go back and say give me my son back that was too big of a ransom so just take what u did with a grain of saught and next time try to control ur spirit within doing things spur of the moment like that